HAPPY HOLIDAYS FROM MAXIME, MARIE ANNE, DAVE, NADA, JOHN DENVER AND THE WHOLE MUPPET GANG

It's the Muppets and John Denver singing the 12 Days of Christmas! Fozzy keeps screwing up, that douche! I hope everyone has a wonderful holiday season and sorry for the scarcity of posts. I will hit the blog with fresh enthusiasm in the new year, watch out!

American Thanksgiving:Thankyou, Chinese Takeaway (A Post Actually by Dave)

Alas, I’ve had another amazing Thanksgiving dinner. Thanks to my good friends at South Ocean Chinese & Exotic Food to Take-Away, my turkey day tradition has yet again been observed.

Nada and I feasted on some delicious B3 for Two Persons - which includes a deep fried gourmet platter, Aromatic Crispy Duck (with pancakes, salad and Hoi Sin sauce, pictured left), Sea Spicy Beef, Fried Mixed Vegetables, Prawn (crackerass) Crackers, Fried Rice and Kung Po Chicken with Cashewnuts (below).

Don’t even act like your unbrined, dehydrated turkey can even come close to this in the satisfaction race. Look at those cashewnuts (not cashews, cashewnuts).
The only thing that could have added to the Thanksgiving cheer would have been the company of a few miniature schnauzers.

So toss a small pox-infested blanket to the nearest Native American and throw your buddies a high five. Happy Thanksgiving, suckers.

Je suis en train de mourrir

I am dying. I've been horribly ill all week - and not the Beasty Boys kind of ill (I'm that all the time), I mean sickly. Sickly like a little bitch. I've been in bed for a good 32 hours now. Awesome.

I have come across some very interesting information in my fever-ridden stupor. Apparently, St. Louis is home to the world's largest geyser - the Gateway Geyser. It's a big fountain built on the East Side (so really, it's in Illinois) to bring the other side of the Mississippi in on the "Gateway to the West" action. It was built in 1995 - and I had NO idea it exists. It spits a column of water 192 meters (~630 ft) into the air, almost as tall as the Arch itself. This beast discharges 8,000 gallons of water per minute via three 800 horse-power pumps. My god.

Also, for those of you who don't know (and many of you probably don't), the St. Louis Arch has an observation deck at the top of it. You pay ten dollars to ride a completely creepy, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory-esque (the Burton one) elevator up to the top to look out over St. Louis in all of its glory. Don't bother looking to the East side, there's no point (other than the world's largest geyser, I guess, if it's on).

I hope my snotty ass has shed some light on "the most dangerous town in the U.S." (which is complete bullshit). Most people I meet over here have no idea where St. Louis is, much less that there's a giant arch and a huge geyser to match it there. Sorry that this wasn't in French - I gave it a go with the title...

Une Photo de Ma Ville, Toronto

Voici une photographie de ma ville, Toronto. C’est une photographie du mur d’un magasin des fruits et légumes dans un très grand marché dans Toronto, qui s’appelle Kensington Market. C’est un des lieux préférés de mon père, Zoran. Il y va presque chaque jour pour déjeuner. Donc, voilà!

Arrivant bientôt, Southampton Sights in French, Pt. 2 : The Library.

Une Photo d'un Dessin de Mon Frère, Oliver

This is a caricature of my brother, who lives in Tokyo. From the looks of it he has stopped shaving his upper lip...

Lookin' good, bro'!

Mon petit chou

Bonjour, Bitches!

je - suis ___________ nous - sommes
tu - es ____________ vous - etes (say the "s" in vous)
il/elle/on - est _____ ils/elles - sont

YAAAYYYYY!

Je suis un gros debile.

Dave's Hometown Does Him Proud!

C’est la deuxième fois dans une semaine que St. Louis a vaincu contre Detroit! Cliquez ci-dessous pour apprendre plus!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15475741/?GT1=8618

Les Cardinals Gagnent!

En fait, ils ont gagné il y a 2 jours.